It's a wonderful life!
16/Tx

come over
im gay
my parents arent home
still gay

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

dita-von:

Dita Von Teese http://dita-von.tumblr.com/

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog


bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask


sluttyoliveoil:

I hate when tumblr users assume I’m slutty just because of my username. so judgmental. they should assume I’m slutty bc of the massive amount of dicks I suck