It's a wonderful life!
16/ Tx

Dear George, remember that no man is a failure who has friends

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime)


fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)


building-an-unstoppable-fist:

ir0n-goddess:

It’s the worst when you meet a hot person and they are boring as fack. It’s like we want and expect them to be interesting because they are so wonderful to look at, and then it dawns on you that physical beauty can be so empty and you’ve spent so much time enraptured by this thing that matters a lot less than they want you to believe.

"What a strange illusion it is to assume that beauty is goodness" - Leo Tolstoy, probably

truth.


thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

adjudicating:

ch-a-s-i-n-g:

❂ vintaℊe ✤ vℯrtical ❂

Vintage/personal/nature/vertical

no:

thinkin bout drake.. wonderin what he up to. hope he ok